Yow!

Wow, it's funny what you find when you do a little cleaning. If you read the last post, you'll know that I'm moving so I'm cleaning out a lot of crap. And so today we'll be looking at some of that crap!

Up first, possibly the gayest album cover ever, Loverboy's 'Get Lucky.' Now I'm not saying 'gayest' as any sort of insult, I just think this album cover is very homo-erotic. I mean, check out those red leather pants, eep! And whose ass is that anyway? Probably Mike Reno's I guess, isn't that kind of embarrassing?

Oh well, speaking of embarrassing, check out the 2nd pic, that's Corey Hart's band on the inside cover of 'Fields of Fire'. Now I'm not gonna tell anyone how to live their life, but guys, when you're being photographed for an album cover, maybe you should forget about wearing sweatpants. I mean, Corey's previous album sold a million copies (in Canada, which means that in 1985, 1 in 20 people had a copy!), you gotta figure a few people are gonna end up seeing this thing. God Damn, look at the guy in the middle, he's got the full sweat suit thing going on. I guess the 10 minutes he spent getting photographed was way too long to be slightly uncomfortable. And the dude second from the left looks like he's wearing his old junior high school photo outfit! Also there's five beautiful mullets happeing, this thing is pure gold!

Now onto the Captain and Tenille. They have cute dogs. C'mon, look at those little fatties! And a weird sidenote to these two is that when Mego made the KISS dolls in 1978, they used all the extra Darrell Dragon (the Captain) heads they had lying around for the Paul Stanley doll. I guess the Captain wasn't a huge seller, they probably would have been better off making action figures of the dogs...